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I see the US Navy's new Ultra Light Aircraft Carrier Programme is up and running!  🤪 

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One of the most horrible features of war is that all the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting.

- George Orwell, Homage To Catalonia

 
Posted : November 26, 2025 3:46 pm
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https://youtube.com/shorts/TSfWAlVBG74?si=5n4d2CzhQEbvVSgv


One of the most horrible features of war is that all the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting.

- George Orwell, Homage To Catalonia

 
Posted : December 3, 2025 5:34 am
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After its pilot headed her out to sea and ejected, his Hawker Hunter fighter jet had other ideas!

Crashing neatly between houses in Tintagel, Cornwall, with no injuries to those on the ground.

The house is now called 'Hunters Rest'.

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One of the most horrible features of war is that all the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting.

- George Orwell, Homage To Catalonia

 
Posted : December 12, 2025 8:17 am
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This happened on Coronado Island (San Diego) in the spring of 1941. No injuries to the two crew and the occupant of the house,
This aircraft (BuNo 1629) was built at the Douglas plant in El Segundo in late 1940. This aircraft was assigned to the Marine Corps and has squadron markings for the Marine’s Red Devil Squadron (VMB-2) – the first Marine squadron assigned the new Dauntless in early 1941.
Although skillfully repaired and returned to service, this Dauntless was never to find glory at Guadalcanal like its squadron mates and was lost in a mid-air collision with an Army P-40 fighter in July 1942 in Hawaii. (from Martin Craig, FB)

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Posted : December 28, 2025 2:26 am
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One of the most horrible features of war is that all the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting.

- George Orwell, Homage To Catalonia

 
Posted : January 29, 2026 8:27 am
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I though The King was a good film but despaired at the need to just make major events up. Ok. it's a drama based on history, we get that, but killing the Dauphin at Agincourt!? Come on!

While I'm on the topic, if you drew a horse representing the evolution of napoleonic films, the Ridley Scott one's head would just be a piece of shit.


"En cualquier dirección que recorras el alma, nunca tropezarás con sus límites." Sócrates

 
Posted : January 30, 2026 2:45 pm
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Posted : January 31, 2026 2:48 am
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This might not be very ''funny'' but I think it is interesting regardless. And that is the Universal Carrier which is used for as the name suggest, anything. They were used for normal purposes like mounting a mortar launcher or a quarter pounder anti tank gun, or a 20mm flak 38 as the Germans did. But some of the ''prototypes'' or ''suggested modifications'' are absolutely crazy

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Or this prototype which was made to allow a soldier lying prone lift itself over obstacles to fire from safety, not sure how that will work but you can judge for yourself 🤣

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Professionally bad at the games

 
Posted : January 31, 2026 9:19 pm
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Get this wrong... immediate disqualification from FGM membership. 🤣 

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One of the most horrible features of war is that all the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting.

- George Orwell, Homage To Catalonia

 
Posted : February 4, 2026 10:03 am
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Wasn't it the Battle of Hill 70?


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Posted : February 4, 2026 7:26 pm
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I thought it was Gettysburg. 😛 


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Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)

 
Posted : February 4, 2026 7:28 pm
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One of the most horrible features of war is that all the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting.

- George Orwell, Homage To Catalonia

 
Posted : March 15, 2026 6:45 am
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Australian submariner of the HMAS Onslow chucking some sausages on the barbie on the deck at sea... probably 70's or 80's.

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One of the most horrible features of war is that all the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting.

- George Orwell, Homage To Catalonia

 
Posted : March 25, 2026 12:05 pm
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sailors posing in gun barrels bettmann 2

What could possibly go wrong… aside from becoming part of the recoil system. ☕🪖


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"Si vis pacem, para bellum." — Vegetius
"Do not hurry to the sound of the guns without knowing why they are firing." — British maxim
"In war, the simplest things are difficult." — Clausewitz
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." — Moltke
"The side that can most quickly exploit success is the side that will win." — Guderian
Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. 🪖🎲
Looking for a game? Challenge me here:

 
Posted : March 25, 2026 3:32 pm
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That Time Two Luxurious Ocean Liners Fought an Intense Naval Battle

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World War I had just begun when the German navy cruiser SMS Cap Trafalgar was repainted and remodeled to resemble the British armed merchant ship HMS Carmania. The idea was to trick Allied ships into thinking it was one of their own and then, with their defenses down, blast them out of the water. But on 14 September 1914, near Trindade Island, the German cruiser’s subterfuge was sussed out by a British ship—and it was sunk. The British ship that did the honors was the actual HMS Carmania. 😄


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"Si vis pacem, para bellum." — Vegetius
"Do not hurry to the sound of the guns without knowing why they are firing." — British maxim
"In war, the simplest things are difficult." — Clausewitz
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." — Moltke
"The side that can most quickly exploit success is the side that will win." — Guderian
Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. 🪖🎲
Looking for a game? Challenge me here:

 
Posted : March 26, 2026 4:40 pm
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(Colorized) Two British soldiers getting accustomed to shooting while wearing gas masks. March 1936.

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Posted : April 1, 2026 2:51 am
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When the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan, some gas stations in Toronto refused to gas Ladas. 1980s 🙄 

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Posted : April 18, 2026 2:56 am
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A little then & now. I've always been fascinated by everything related to the sinking of the great ocean liner.

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Posted : June 4, 2026 2:36 am
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By the summer of 1945, the U.S. submarine USS Barb had already built an impressive combat record under Commander Eugene Fluckey. But during her final war patrol, the crew decided to try something no submarine had ever done before.

After spotting a railway line running close to the coast of Japanese-held Sakhalin Island, Fluckey selected eight volunteers and landed them ashore under cover of darkness. The sailors planted an improvised demolition charge on the tracks and hurried back to their rubber boats.

A short time later, a Japanese train struck the charge. The locomotive and several cars were derailed in a spectacular explosion.

The raid was so unusual that USS Barb's battle flag later included a locomotive symbol among its combat achievements. To this day, Barb is credited with the only known submarine attack that successfully destroyed a train.

As if that weren't enough, the same patrol also saw USS Barb become the first submarine to launch rockets against targets on Japanese territory. Commander Fluckey would earn the Medal of Honor, while USS Barb became one of the most celebrated submarines of World War II. 🚂⚓

 


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"Si vis pacem, para bellum." — Vegetius
"Do not hurry to the sound of the guns without knowing why they are firing." — British maxim
"In war, the simplest things are difficult." — Clausewitz
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." — Moltke
"The side that can most quickly exploit success is the side that will win." — Guderian
Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. 🪖🎲
Looking for a game? Challenge me here:

 
Posted : June 4, 2026 5:29 am
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The Merchant Ship That Wasn't

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One of the stranger naval stories of the Great War.

 


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"Si vis pacem, para bellum." — Vegetius
"Do not hurry to the sound of the guns without knowing why they are firing." — British maxim
"In war, the simplest things are difficult." — Clausewitz
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." — Moltke
"The side that can most quickly exploit success is the side that will win." — Guderian
Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. 🪖🎲
Looking for a game? Challenge me here:

 
Posted : June 9, 2026 4:51 am
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