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"Si vis pacem, para bellum." — Vegetius
"Do not hurry to the sound of the guns without knowing why they are firing." — British maxim
"In war, the simplest things are difficult." — Clausewitz
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." — Moltke
"The side that can most quickly exploit success is the side that will win." — Guderian
Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. 🪖🎲
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Posted : March 23, 2026 5:58 pm
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Hitchcock's The Birds II  ... now they've got heavy artillery.

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Love this one mate 🤣 🤣 

 


Happily retired, I worked till I was 72, am now 88, this year 2026 I will be 89
you could say I have earnt my crust

 
Posted : March 26, 2026 9:56 am
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Happily retired, I worked till I was 72, am now 88, this year 2026 I will be 89
you could say I have earnt my crust

 
Posted : March 26, 2026 9:58 am
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"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
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"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
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Posted : March 26, 2026 4:30 pm
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It was the task all Army trainees at Fort Riley in Kansas dreaded: a demanding twenty mile march in full gear. 

We got started at 6 A.M. and, an hour later, feeling the heavy load of our packs, we wondered if the end would ever come. Then our sergeant shouted, "You're doing a fine job. We've already covered four miles!"

Revitalized, we picked up the pace. 

"And," continued Sarge, "we should reach the starting point any minute now."


Panzer Lehr

"Si vis pacem, para bellum." — Vegetius
"Do not hurry to the sound of the guns without knowing why they are firing." — British maxim
"In war, the simplest things are difficult." — Clausewitz
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." — Moltke
"The side that can most quickly exploit success is the side that will win." — Guderian
Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. 🪖🎲
Looking for a game? Challenge me here:

 
Posted : March 26, 2026 4:32 pm
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Happily retired, I worked till I was 72, am now 88, this year 2026 I will be 89
you could say I have earnt my crust

 
Posted : March 27, 2026 12:04 pm
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Panzer Lehr

"Si vis pacem, para bellum." — Vegetius
"Do not hurry to the sound of the guns without knowing why they are firing." — British maxim
"In war, the simplest things are difficult." — Clausewitz
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." — Moltke
"The side that can most quickly exploit success is the side that will win." — Guderian
Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. 🪖🎲
Looking for a game? Challenge me here:

 
Posted : March 28, 2026 5:49 am
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Happily retired, I worked till I was 72, am now 88, this year 2026 I will be 89
you could say I have earnt my crust

 
Posted : March 28, 2026 11:31 am
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Here is a clean one for the group...

My nephew's teacher was discussing the Civil War with her very young class. As his father had fought in Vietnam, my nephew was excited about the topic, even though he was a little confused, shouting, "My dad fought in that war!"
The teacher corrected him: "I doubt your dad is that old."
My still excited nephew shot back, "Have you seen him lately?"


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"Si vis pacem, para bellum." — Vegetius
"Do not hurry to the sound of the guns without knowing why they are firing." — British maxim
"In war, the simplest things are difficult." — Clausewitz
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." — Moltke
"The side that can most quickly exploit success is the side that will win." — Guderian
Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. 🪖🎲
Looking for a game? Challenge me here:

 
Posted : March 28, 2026 7:17 pm
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Cautious the man...

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Posted : March 29, 2026 2:52 am
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