I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places.
He said, “Well, stop going to those places.” 🤣
"Si vis pacem, para bellum." — Vegetius
"Do not hurry to the sound of the guns without knowing why they are firing." — British maxim
"In war, the simplest things are difficult." — Clausewitz
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." — Moltke
"The side that can most quickly exploit success is the side that will win." — Guderian
Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. 🪖🎲
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Today I read another one, related to the fact that yesterday was Valentine's Day (or the day of those in love). Perhaps you know it:
- Grandpa, how many years have you been married?
- 60 years, my boy.
- And what were the best years of your marriage?
- The three I spent in the war!
Dave says to his mate, ‘I just got fired from the keyboard factory.’
His mate says, ‘What for?’
Dave replies, ‘They said I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.’ 😄
"Si vis pacem, para bellum." — Vegetius
"Do not hurry to the sound of the guns without knowing why they are firing." — British maxim
"In war, the simplest things are difficult." — Clausewitz
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." — Moltke
"The side that can most quickly exploit success is the side that will win." — Guderian
Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. 🪖🎲
Looking for a game? Challenge me here:
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and asked where he’s going at this time of night. “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and its effects on the human body,” he says, “as well as smoking and staying out late.” The officer asks, “Really? Who’s giving a lecture at this hour?” The man replies, “That would be my wife.” 🤣🤣
Happily retired, I worked till I was 72, am now 88, this year 2026 I will be 89
you could say I have earnt my crust
My wife told me to act my age.
So I took a nap. 😄
"Si vis pacem, para bellum." — Vegetius
"Do not hurry to the sound of the guns without knowing why they are firing." — British maxim
"In war, the simplest things are difficult." — Clausewitz
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." — Moltke
"The side that can most quickly exploit success is the side that will win." — Guderian
Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. 🪖🎲
Looking for a game? Challenge me here:
Right thing to do 🤣 🤣 🤣My wife told me to act my age.
So I took a nap. 😄
Happily retired, I worked till I was 72, am now 88, this year 2026 I will be 89
you could say I have earnt my crust
Happily retired, I worked till I was 72, am now 88, this year 2026 I will be 89
you could say I have earnt my crust
Happily retired, I worked till I was 72, am now 88, this year 2026 I will be 89
you could say I have earnt my crust
More a Thought really
Happily retired, I worked till I was 72, am now 88, this year 2026 I will be 89
you could say I have earnt my crust
"Si vis pacem, para bellum." — Vegetius
"Do not hurry to the sound of the guns without knowing why they are firing." — British maxim
"In war, the simplest things are difficult." — Clausewitz
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." — Moltke
"The side that can most quickly exploit success is the side that will win." — Guderian
Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. 🪖🎲
Looking for a game? Challenge me here:
And we had to literally "dial" the number of the party we wanted to call.
"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)
@mtk ... You know call me old fashion, I still like the old phone set up
Happily retired, I worked till I was 72, am now 88, this year 2026 I will be 89
you could say I have earnt my crust
Paddy and Mick were getting up in years. One day Paddy says to Mick: "When I die could you buy the best Irish Whiskey there is and pour it on me grave?" Mick says: " Sure but do you mind if I run it through my kidneys first ? "
Two old men (Ralph and Bob) met every day sitting on a bench in the park , feeding the pigeons and talking about baseball. One day Ralph asked Bob; "Do you think there is baseball in heaven?" Bob said: "I don't know but … say lets make a pack. If one of us dies before the other , he can come back an tell the other if there baseball in heaven."
I few months late Bob dies of a heart attack. Now Ralph sits in the park dejected and feeding the pigeons with no one to talk to. A week later Ralph is in the park again looking down at the ground. He hears a voice calling his name, Ralph responds; "Is that you Bob? '
Bob says yes it's me... Ralph gets excited "well is there baseball in heaven? " Bob says, " I have good news and bad news Ralph. Which do you want to hear first?"
Ralph replies "give me the good news first,"
Bob says "there is baseball in heaven!"
Ralph says "what could be the bad news? "
Bob says " your pitching on Friday!"
Two old men (Ralph and Bob) met every day sitting on a bench in the park , feeding the pigeons and talking about baseball. One day Ralph asked Bob; "Do you think there is baseball in heaven?" Bob said: "I don't know but … say lets make a pack. If one of us dies before the other , he can come back an tell the other if there baseball in heaven."
I few months late Bob dies of a heart attack. Now Ralph sits in the park dejected and feeding the pigeons with no one to talk to. A week later Ralph is in the park again looking down at the ground. He hears a voice calling his name, Ralph responds; "Is that you Bob? '
Bob says yes it's me... Ralph gets excited "well is there baseball in heaven? " Bob says, " I have good news and bad news Ralph. Which do you want to hear first?"
Ralph replies "give me the good news first,"
Bob says "there is baseball in heaven!"Ralph says "what could be the bad news? "
Bob says " your pitching on Friday!"
Congratulations, that's one of the good ones! 🤣
Happily retired, I worked till I was 72, am now 88, this year 2026 I will be 89
you could say I have earnt my crust