How many French girls does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?....How many?....5 girls.why? It takes one to make the dough and 4 to peel the Sma...

Woman puts an add in the paper, looking for a man.I need a man that can love me, not beat me , or run off when things get rough.Man after man come to ...

A woman gets on a bus. And the bus driver says, that's the ugliest baby I have ever seen.Angry she storms to the back of the bus and sits next to a ma...

A farmer was sitting in a bar/pub having a beer, when in walked two professors from the local university. They sat close by talking about thermodynami...

Another happy day in Canada, at least for me. Getting stronger and more determined each day.

A man walks into a bar and sits down, looking at a sign above the bar mirror. It reads " Preform 3 tasks and get $1000 " He asks the bar tender is tha...

Well it's been 2 weeks now since my heart operation, feeling great and need to get out and about. Almost normal ...whatever that is LOL.  

Another day in a world where my country has entered a new level of stupidity.  

First cooler day on a while. Did a little shopping and now playing games LOL.  

I will say there are good things about retirement , but with age there is at times many draw backs. I am trying to see which one out weights the other...

Two old men (Ralph and Bob) met every day sitting on a bench in the park , feeding the pigeons and talking about baseball. One day Ralph asked Bob; "D...

I continue to heal and enjoy your posts here guys. Went out to have breakfast with a friend this morning, Asked the waitress, for a Spanish Omelet, sh...

Well I am still healing from my heart surgery last Monday, had an ECG and ice-cream LOL.

Politian's are like diapers, they should be changed frequently and usually for the same reasons. (Robin Williams)

Insects have the answers. Here is to the sex life of a Bumble BeeIt's very small you seeYou can't tell a he from a sheBut he can and so can sheAs y...

Paddy and Mick were getting up in years. One day Paddy says to Mick: "When I die could you buy the best Irish Whiskey there is and pour it on me grave...

The Romanov family was the last imperial dynasty to rule Russia. They first came to power in 1613, and over the next three centuries, 18 Romanovs took...

Well I am waiting for that happen...just had a heart operation and other issues... I will enjoy the day when the Lord returns.  

Good Morning all, Hedgehog you can watch your football as you brits call it, I am on pins and needles waiting for hockey season to start .All is brigh...