Happily retired, I worked till I was 72, am now 88, this year 2026 I will be 89
you could say I have earnt my crust
"Si vis pacem, para bellum." — Vegetius
"Do not hurry to the sound of the guns without knowing why they are firing." — British maxim
"In war, the simplest things are difficult." — Clausewitz
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." — Moltke
"The side that can most quickly exploit success is the side that will win." — Guderian
Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. 🪖🎲
Looking for a game? Challenge me here:
"Si vis pacem, para bellum." — Vegetius
"Do not hurry to the sound of the guns without knowing why they are firing." — British maxim
"In war, the simplest things are difficult." — Clausewitz
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." — Moltke
"The side that can most quickly exploit success is the side that will win." — Guderian
Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. 🪖🎲
Looking for a game? Challenge me here:
During roll call, our colonel paused in front of a recruit who had a reputation for being quick witted. The colonel looked at the name on his lapel and said, "Tell me, before you joined the Army, what were you?"
The recruit replied, "Happy, sir."
"Si vis pacem, para bellum." — Vegetius
"Do not hurry to the sound of the guns without knowing why they are firing." — British maxim
"In war, the simplest things are difficult." — Clausewitz
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." — Moltke
"The side that can most quickly exploit success is the side that will win." — Guderian
Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. 🪖🎲
Looking for a game? Challenge me here:
A woman gets on a bus. And the bus driver says, that's the ugliest baby I have ever seen.
Angry she storms to the back of the bus and sits next to a man reading a newspaper.
He notices the woman is visibly upset asks her what's wrong.
She says the bus driver just insulted me and my family.
The mans says that's just terrible. You go up there and give him a piece of your mind.
Go Ahead!
I'll hold your monkey for you.
Woman puts an add in the paper, looking for a man.
I need a man that can love me, not beat me , or run off when things get rough.
Man after man come to the door, knocking on the door or ringing the doorbell.
She answers it and after a few days, either the man is no good in bed, beats her , or runs off when things get rough.
She starts thinking , I'll never find true love.
The the door bell rings and she opens the door and no body is there?
She hear ma'ma and she looks down.
There stands a little man on to stumps for legs, and no arms just to his elbows.
He says I seen your add in the paper and I think I am the man for you.
She says what do you mean ? How are you the man for me?
Ma'ma I don't have no legs so I can't run off on you when things get rough, I don't have arms so you never have to worry about me beating on you.
She said what about being good in bed part?
He looks her straight in the soul and said : I Rang Your Door Bell Didn't I!
Happily retired, I worked till I was 72, am now 88, this year 2026 I will be 89
you could say I have earnt my crust
How many French girls does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
....How many?....
5 girls.
why?
It takes one to make the dough and 4 to peel the Smarties!
That's GoodHow many French girls does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
....How many?....
5 girls.
why?It takes one to make the dough and 4 to peel the Smarties!
Happily retired, I worked till I was 72, am now 88, this year 2026 I will be 89
you could say I have earnt my crust
Happily retired, I worked till I was 72, am now 88, this year 2026 I will be 89
you could say I have earnt my crust