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"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
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Posted : January 13, 2026 4:02 am
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One minute you are young and fun. The next minute you are....

turning down your car stereo to see better. 🤔 


"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)

 
Posted : January 13, 2026 4:43 am
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Many a true word spoken there @mtk 


Happily retired, I worked till I was 72, am now 88, this year 2026 I will be 89
you could say I have earnt my crust

 
Posted : January 13, 2026 9:55 am
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I wonder if the people paying $200 for a colon cleanse even know 

about Taco Bell's $3.99 Special turbo cleanse w/extra beans & cheese? 😮 


"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)

 
Posted : January 15, 2026 6:02 am
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Posted by: @mtk

I wonder if the people paying $200 for a colon cleanse even know 

about Taco Bell's $3.99 Special turbo cleanse w/extra beans & cheese? 😮 

Turbo !!!! that's scary mate 😷 😷 

 


Happily retired, I worked till I was 72, am now 88, this year 2026 I will be 89
you could say I have earnt my crust

 
Posted : January 17, 2026 10:50 am
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I love this one liner from the late great comedian George Carlin " I never had a 10 but once I had 5 2's" 

Classic awesome...


 
Posted : January 17, 2026 6:22 pm
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Happy Sunday FGM!

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"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)

 
Posted : January 18, 2026 6:03 pm
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I can't believe some people actually grew up with babysitters.

I grew up with "food is in the fridge and don't open the door to anyone".

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Fun Fact: Koi fish always travel in groups of 4.

If attacked, Koi A, B, and C will scatter, leaving behind...the D Koi.

 


"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)

 
Posted : January 19, 2026 2:16 am
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Can't have too much Mindi! Besides, she's usually spot on! 

For you youngsters who don't get it see *spoiler* below.

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https://youtube.com/shorts/HvkFL41yMY8?si=P503A1L1e0K5fFFc

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Released 1981.


"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)

 
Posted : January 19, 2026 4:25 am
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"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)

 
Posted : January 21, 2026 5:13 pm
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"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)

 
Posted : January 28, 2026 7:12 pm
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I see people my age skydiving, mountain climbing, and kung fu fighting.

And I'm just over here proud of my ol'self when I can get my leg through my

underwear without losing my balance. 😋 

 


"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)

 
Posted : February 1, 2026 6:59 am
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"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)

 
Posted : February 7, 2026 10:27 pm
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Posted : February 8, 2026 12:24 am
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Whew! This a bit cold! Funny, but cold nonetheless.

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https://youtube.com/shorts/ei4YMOl2lUI?si=MHg0konT3nQHCqjS


"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)

 
Posted : February 10, 2026 9:03 pm
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Posted : February 15, 2026 3:28 pm
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"Si vis pacem, para bellum." — Vegetius
"Do not hurry to the sound of the guns without knowing why they are firing." — British maxim
"In war, the simplest things are difficult." — Clausewitz
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." — Moltke
"The side that can most quickly exploit success is the side that will win." — Guderian
Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. 🪖🎲
Looking for a game? Challenge me here:

 
Posted : February 15, 2026 5:56 pm
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OMG!! This sooo true. 🤨 

https://youtube.com/shorts/WmA5YEUf5HA?si=sCCbyZtjH5bn-e3F


"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)

 
Posted : February 16, 2026 4:12 am
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"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)

 
Posted : February 17, 2026 5:43 pm
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Posted by: @mtk

If you don't LOL something is wrong with you. LOL

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Whats with the fake wall with windows?

 


 
Posted : February 17, 2026 9:25 pm
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