@nathangun I'm fairly sure the whole thing is AI. 😎
"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)
"Si vis pacem, para bellum." — Vegetius
"Do not hurry to the sound of the guns without knowing why they are firing." — British maxim
"In war, the simplest things are difficult." — Clausewitz
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." — Moltke
"The side that can most quickly exploit success is the side that will win." — Guderian
Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. 🪖🎲
Looking for a game? Challenge me here:
When you enter the gas station aboard a Sherman...
"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)
"Si vis pacem, para bellum." — Vegetius
"Do not hurry to the sound of the guns without knowing why they are firing." — British maxim
"In war, the simplest things are difficult." — Clausewitz
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." — Moltke
"The side that can most quickly exploit success is the side that will win." — Guderian
Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. 🪖🎲
Looking for a game? Challenge me here:
Dad one-liners. My favorites!
- Vicks Vapor Rub truck overturns! Amazingly, there was no congestion afterwards for 3 hours!
- Pillsbury doughboy died. Services will be held at 350 for about 20 minutes.
- We have beer as cold as your ex's heart.
- I child proofed my house...but the kids still get in.
- If attacked by a mob of clowns...go for the juggler.
- Tradition is peer pressure from the dead.
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Alright, carry on.
"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)
And one for the road.....
Women never apologize. They just sleep naked and and let you
decide if you are still angry...or not. 🤔
"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)
My wife hasn't spoken to me for the last 4 days and I have no clue what I did.
Which is a shame because I'd like to do it again. 😜
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Running in your 50's is a great way to meet new people. Just today I met 2
paramedics, 3 nurses, a cardiologists, and even came close to meeting Jesus.
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2025: All schools will be closed Friday because of rain and high winds.
1997: There is a hurricane with 7 tornados approaching. Go into the hallway and
place a book on your head. We will be having pizza for lunch today.
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Have a gud Friday.
"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)
"Si vis pacem, para bellum." — Vegetius
"Do not hurry to the sound of the guns without knowing why they are firing." — British maxim
"In war, the simplest things are difficult." — Clausewitz
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." — Moltke
"The side that can most quickly exploit success is the side that will win." — Guderian
Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. 🪖🎲
Looking for a game? Challenge me here:
Happily retired, I worked till I was 72, am now 88, this year 2026 I will be 89
you could say I have earnt my crust
A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says "Alright, I got all your 70 sheep back in the east pen."
The farmer replies, "What? I have 67 sheep, not 70! "
The sheepdog gives the farmer a withering look and says,...."I know. I rounded them up."
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https://youtube.com/shorts/llklA7WijGE?si=3sXOY02-nyyE-idD
"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)
I realized I've got a road rage problem when my 5-year-old son shouted,
"Pick a f*cking lane d*ckhead!" while sitting in my shopping cart at the grocery store.
"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)
Men, they get drunk, they talk sh*t, get real emotional, drive badly and like to fight for no reason.
I take my hat off to women. They manage to it without drinking.
"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough brute force." - mTk
War does not determine who is right, but it does determine who is left. - B.Russell
"Turn based games don't need a pause key". - mTk
"Overkill is underrated." - Col John "Hannibal" Smith
Senatus Populusque Romanus- SPQR - The Senate and People of Rome (circa 60 BC)
A little girl asks her mommy, "Mommy, why do women have balloons?" The mother, answers after some hesitation, "So when they die, they can float up to heaven." The daughter ponders that and says, "Aunt Sally must really want to get to heaven then." "Why do you say that?" the mom asks. The girl replies, "I saw Aunt Sally in the garden with her balloons out." Daddy was blowing them up and Aunt Sally was screaming, "God, I'm coming!"
That's so good ...Did'nt see that coming 🤣 🤣 🤣I realized I've got a road rage problem when my 5-year-old son shouted,
"Pick a f*cking lane d*ckhead!" while sitting in my shopping cart at the grocery store.
Happily retired, I worked till I was 72, am now 88, this year 2026 I will be 89
you could say I have earnt my crust
Wife: “Having a husband is like raising a full-time baby — he eats more, argues more, and still thinks he’s always right.”
Husband: “Having a wife is like living with Google — she knows everything, reminds you of everything, and never forgets anything.” 😛😅🤣😂
"Si vis pacem, para bellum." — Vegetius
"Do not hurry to the sound of the guns without knowing why they are firing." — British maxim
"In war, the simplest things are difficult." — Clausewitz
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." — Moltke
"The side that can most quickly exploit success is the side that will win." — Guderian
Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. 🪖🎲
Looking for a game? Challenge me here:
Happily retired, I worked till I was 72, am now 88, this year 2026 I will be 89
you could say I have earnt my crust